Been self-unemployed has thought me that if you masturbate frequently you can have one arm that resembles Arnie in his early days. I call it Arnie Arm... At the moment i have Arnie arm and sausage dogs penis... I think i have stretched it by at least 3 inches, so it is now 6 inches *beaming with pride* I am trying to tone it down a little since i lost my sight momentarily last Tuesday when i was driving me ma to Crazy Prices in Finglas. I went to the doctor and she asked me was my penis glowing like a Christmas sparkler. I said it was more like a Garda's signal cone with a big bright red top. Ma told me to put E45 cream on it and to listen to the Joe Duffy show. She said that would take the horn off me. ---------------- Now playing: Horslips - Trouble With a Capital "T"
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